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Understanding Men

March 13, 2010

Another old email floating around about what men say and what they mean. Sharing selected ones here.

“IT’S A GUY THING”
What it means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
What it means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
What it means: “I have no idea how it works.”

“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
What it means: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
What it means: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”

“I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.”
What it means: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
What it means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
What it means: “What did you catch me at?”

“I HEARD YOU.”
What it means: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”

“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
What it means: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”

 

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