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Five Types of Women in a Man’s Life

September 16, 2012

Sitting in the dentist’s waiting room waiting for my turn, I flipped pages of magazines scattered around. This is the time I get to scan real paper magazines these days. Doctor’s waiting room or at the barber’s, or should that be a hair saloon. This is also the time I get to peak into women’s magazines. Have you noticed that most of these places have mainly women’s magazines in their racks? I wonder why.

I flipped through the pages and came across this 5 Types of Men in a woman’s life. I like these small list type of articles. They are easy to read.


This one got me wondering what the 5 types of women in a man’s life might be. Of course for a man to classify women like that is probably taboo and politically incorrect, but what the heck, let’s give it a shot.

Five Types of Women in a Man’s Life
These need not necessarily five different women but different roles a man likes to see women play.

1. The Mother
Men love to be pampered and an occasional motherly figure is always welcome. This could be the woman feeding the man his favorite dish or just lying in her lap. Unless of course one in Charlie of Two and a Half Men.

2. The Girlfriend
She is the one who the man wants to date. She may or may not be the wife material but someone he wants to flaunt, or just sneak out with.

3. The Wife
She’s someone the man will depend on, someone who he can count on standing with him in thick and thin, and most importantly, someone who will forgive him for things like forgetting her birthday for example.

4. The Slut Nymph
Okay, now don’t get me wrong here. What I really mean is someone who is not afraid to experiment in bed, someone who knows how to give pleasure as much as she knows how to enjoy herself sexually.

5. The Friend
She is someone who the man is comfortable sharing his exploits about other women. Yeah, this one is very hard to find, since it’s not clear whether man and woman can indeed be truly platonic friends, but then that’s another post perhaps.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. OJV permalink
    September 19, 2012 9:44 pm

    Should number 4 be ‘The Nymph’ in the context of sexuality… more sensual and erotic than the word slut!

    • September 21, 2012 9:51 am

      The Nymph it is. Thanks for the suggestion 🙂

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